December 2011
teachers: so what did you do during winter break?
me: stay up till 4am blogging and crying about tv shows and fictional characters
Watchbigflipboi4life:
ratherdielaughing:
EVERYONE NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG.
omg today haha
You look pretty today. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
What, was I ugly yesterday?
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That awkward moment when you're alone with someone...
epic-humor:
“So.. do you like.. stuff?”
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That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
tfunniest:
How teens and adults text
hoyitsjcbayan:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
decietfulraven:
thatispleasantindeed:
...
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bridesmaids, hangover, friends with benefits and now, crazy stupid love.
i dont think I’m gonna get any sleep.
Me: *turns on car radio*
Radio Station 1: "My heart's a stere-"
Me: SHUT UP *change*
Radio Station 2: "You make me feel the"
Me: FUCK *change*
Radio Station 3: "I'm sexy and I kno-"
ME: *turns car into oncoming traffic*
me: i'm ugly
society: have confidence, love yourself, you're beautiful
me: i'm hot
society: you self absorbed bitch, get the fuck over yourself
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
WRITE ME A LETTER
angeliquedayap:
kaylafuckingpham:
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S....
my sleeping schedule is fucked during school time, but during break its normal. what the hell.
School vacations
ayeitsivan:
Expectation:
Being with friends:
Being with that special someone:
Reality:
Staying home:
On the computer:
Signing like you’re having a concert:
Sleeping all day:
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
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debating if i should take my license test next week, or somewhere in january.
decisions decisions.
Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out .
Mom: what are you typing
Mom: for what reason would you be typing on the Internet
Mom: who are you talking to
Mom: what are you talking about
Mom: why are you talking about that
Mom: stop that
Mom: stop talking to people on the Internet
Mom: you're talking about me aren't you
Mom: why are you typing
Me: I'll never get tired of this song!
Radio: lemme just play it 5 times on 4 different radio stations in 20 minutes
